There’s something decidedly pathetic about sitting at home (on a Saturday night!), eating ice cream (from the carton!), and watching a movie about a one-night stand. You’re welcome, because I’m about to recommend “Two Night Stand” (2014), a somewhat self-conscious film about a somewhat self-conscious slacker chick (Analeigh Tipton) who picks a bad night for a good time. Miles Teller mixes snappy dialogue with a dash of hijinx. Someone once told me I don’t like funny movies, I like witty movies (and they only partially meant it as a compliment – I mean like 51 percent partially). I liked this movie.