“Think Like a Man” (2012) is a chick flick on steroids, but I’m not talking about the steroids that let you win the Olympics. I’m talking about the steroids that let Roger Clemens think it’s OK to have sex with 15-year-olds, then shrink your nutsack and leave you impotent. The entire movie is a celebration of manipulation. Boys don’t behave the way girls want them to, so the girls mess with the boys’ heads until the boys find out and mess right back. Love, American style. Thanks, Steve Harvey, for making “She’s Just Not That Into You” seem like Shakespeare.