(I’m only ranking my age-peers, not Britney Spears or Helen Mirren. I’ll add to these lists as time goes on – suggestions are welcome.)

AGED WELL

Neve Campbell

Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Lopez

Carrie-Anne Moss

Perrey Reeves

Sarah Silverman

Uma Thurman

NOT AGED WELL

Courteney Cox

Johnny Depp

Me

Owen Wilson