OK, so I was about 35 minutes into “Copycat” (2008), an absolutely godawful straight-to-video movie about serial killers. There’s an overlong, seemingly random scene with some dude playing Jeffrey Dahmer. (The whole movie seems like some form of pornography for 14-year-olds who would rather watch bloody deaths than naked bimbos.) But anyway, there’s Dahmer, having a random conversation with himself. He keeps saying “turn it off, turn it off.” Given my limited knowledge of serial killers, I know they always listen to the voices. So I listened to the dude who listens to the voices. I turned it off.