Marvel Comics? Tom Cruise doesn’t need no fucking Marvel Comics! He’s gonna be his own superhero! No costume. No botox. No special effects. This isn’t “Mission: Impossible.” It’s “Jack Reacher” (2012), and Jack Reacher’s gonna kick ass. He’s gonna stand for what’s right and beat the crap out of people. He’s gonna make Chuck Norris look like a puss. Rosamund Pike, his sidekick, is gonna start out like Kathleen Turner and turn into a cleavagey Jenna Elfman halfway through. Oh yeah! And Robert Duvall’s gonna show up for no apparent reason, and he’s gonna kick ass, too. Got that? Good!

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