I just saw “Eight Mile,” (2002)

it didn’t make me smile,

the most self-indulgant movie I’ve seen in a while.

The guys are losers,

the women are skanks,

if it ever won an Oscar there would be no one to thank.

Eminem plays himself –

it’s autobiography

but when he does Brittany Murphy

I thought it was pornography.

He lives with his mom

in a busted-out trailer

he works at a plant with all the Detroit failures.

He wins a contest

at a lame-ass bar

drives around in a lamer-ass car.

Movies are hard

rhyming’s easy

Eminem keep your day job, pleasey.