I just saw “Eight Mile,” (2002)
it didn’t make me smile,
the most self-indulgant movie I’ve seen in a while.
The guys are losers,
the women are skanks,
if it ever won an Oscar there would be no one to thank.
Eminem plays himself –
it’s autobiography
but when he does Brittany Murphy
I thought it was pornography.
He lives with his mom
in a busted-out trailer
he works at a plant with all the Detroit failures.
He wins a contest
at a lame-ass bar
drives around in a lamer-ass car.
Movies are hard
rhyming’s easy
Eminem keep your day job, pleasey.
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